We’re coming to you with a breaking story from Fremont, where a group calling themselves, the Anti-Tesla League has staged a bold protest outside Tesla showrooms.
These self-proclaimed “heroic rebels” are fighting for what they call a fundamental right: the freedom of cars to combust.
The scene unfolded this morning as dozens of protestors, led by fiery spokesperson Beatrice Gasino, descended on the electric car giant’s flagship location.
Clad in grease-streaked jackets and armed with megaphones, they chanted slogans like “Silence is Slavery!” and “Let Engines Sing!”.
Gasino told our reporters, “Cars have a soul, and that soul roars. Tesla’s trying to mute them, and we won’t stand for it.”
“Cars have a soul, and that soul roars. Tesla’s trying to mute them, and we won’t stand for it.”
The League insists their cause echoes historic struggles for liberty, likening themselves to revolutionaries of old. Their demand? A return to the days of rumbling exhausts and growling motors, which they say electric vehicles have robbed from automotive culture.
Signs reading “Honk for Heritage” bobbed above the crowd, while recordings of revving V8s blared from portable speakers.
Police are monitoring the situation, but the protestors vow to stay until “cars get their voices back.” Stay tuned for updates on this unusual uprising.
